I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN
My panties have exploded into a shower of stars and each of those stars has exploded into a thousand rainbow chocolate bunnies and each of them is now doing a hoppy dance of infinite joy. IN MY PANTS.
OMFG. I NEED NOTHING MORE IN THIS LIFE.
“Hawke”? Who the fuck is that?! I HAVE NO MORE NEED FOR YOUR PETTY PROTAGONISTS.
Seriously, check these out:
Has your heart melted into a puddle on the floor yet? What’s that, you don’t HAVE one?
And for all those who need silly things like explanations and back-story or what-not, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!!! When one is presented with something so utterly delicious, one simply sits back and feasts.
