I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN

My panties have exploded into a shower of stars and each of those stars has exploded into a thousand rainbow chocolate bunnies and each of them is now doing a hoppy dance of infinite joy. IN MY PANTS.

OMFG. I NEED NOTHING MORE IN THIS LIFE.

"Hawke"? Who the fuck is that?! I HAVE NO MORE NEED FOR YOUR PETTY PROTAGONISTS.

Seriously, check these out:

Has your heart melted into a puddle on the floor yet? What’s that, you don’t HAVE one? 

And for all those who need silly things like explanations and back-story or what-not, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!!! When one is presented with something so utterly delicious, one simply sits back and feasts.